Because you can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse, here's a
new product you can give your favorite survivalist friend for their
next birthday: Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her.
SEE ALSO: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
The new scents by
weird perfume shop Demeter Fragrance Library are designed to evade
zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh,
undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth,
moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel.
At
$40 for a 4-ounce bottle, which goes quicker than you think, maybe it's
better to wait for the apocalypse to start ... and then steal some.
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